Tuesday, June 9

Thus Endeth the Man Code

So last night on the Bachelorette Dave was finally ousted.  I must say I was disappointed in the episode, simply because Dave didn’t get a lot of air time.  I was so eager to hear more junk come out of that guys mouth.  Near the end of the show, when Jillian confronted them all about who had a boyfriend, I was half expecting him to say “Whoever has a boyfriend, I’m going to go hang you over the side of the &$*%’ing building and beat the living @#!$ out of you!”, but he didn’t.

The best I was able to get from Dave (which was awesome) was when he had his 1 on 1 time with Jillian and completely made himself look like a circus freak.  I don’t think I’ve ever seen a guy be so fowl and crude TO THE WOMAN HE WAS TRYING TO IMPRESS as he was to Jillian.  So even though I wasn’t able to see his testosterone-driven comments towards the other guys, at least, for one last time, his true identity did shine forth during his last appearance on the show.

Dave – continue to honor the Man Code, and keep on keepin’ on.  There are plenty of other girly-boys out there like Juan that need educating.

I salute you!

 

3 comments:

  1. Tanner looked like he was going to poop his pants at the rose ceremony. And Jillian was holding back with Dave. I would have liked to have seen her smack the crap out of him on their one on one time.

    I think we'll see more of Dave in the next few years. Like, in the newspapers and tabloids, for smacking his girlfriend around.

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  2. oh my gosh, i just saw your comment of the week! did she really say that? she's such a sweetheart, kindof! lol

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  3. LOL - yeah, she said that. It was on the way to school one day and I couldn't stop laughing. :)

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