After some careful thought and observation, I’ve realized a harsh truth: No one reads my blog. I thought this morning that instead of “ifyoureseekingpower”, I should’ve named it “noonereadsmyblog”. Who knows, maybe I’ll make another blog with that title, or one close to it.
The best part about this post is no one will read this either, so no one will care whether or not I’m even writing something right now. Maybe someone might glance at my blog but see that I wrote more than 20 words and will just pass on by because of the effort it takes to read all this text. Maybe I should just start making my blog entries super-short, or just put pictures. I bet if I just put up pictures of explicit nudity or graphics of Barack Obama, I’d get millions of hits an hour. But I have standards, and those 2 items are WAY above my standards right now.
Oh well – I guess blogs aren’t necessarily for other people to constantly read and drool over. It’s just a place to write my own mindless-babbling garbage for the sake of getting something out there in the universe that aliens might one day read, and realize how truly insignificant we all are. And you can bet once they read my blog, that’s EXACTLY what they’ll be thinking.
See, because of me, this planet will be spared annihilation. I'd say “go ahead and thank me”, but again, who’s reading this crap anyway?
Not me.
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